Eddie Schrayer - Lipstick lyrics

[Verse 1] On a Tuesday afternoon My mom came into my room And said get the f** up outta bed And get a god damned job So Itold her "hey, hey f** you mom" And I threw the phone at her head But i missed and hit her in the snatch So i slamed the door in her face [Pre-Chorus] Don't ever barge in my room Or iI'll kick your a** and call the cops And tell them I'm abused And you'll wind up in jail While I snowboard in vail No one to post your bail Cuz daddy loves me more He says that your a - [Chorus] You're worthless you're lazy you're stupid A little overweight Now give me 20 bucks Mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid A little overweight Now give me 20 bucks No make it 50 bucks [Verse 2] Now mom writes me letters I write return to sender Let her rot there in her cell I watch the dogs mate on her bed [Pre-Chorus 2] Sorry mom, I had to pawn The china, silver and all your j**elry I had to eat And rent a bunch of prostitutes like you [Chorus 2] You're lazy you're stupid A little overweight Now give me 20 bucks Mommy you're so worthless You're lazy, you're stupid A little overweight Now give me 20 bucks No make it 50 bucks [Outro] No make it 60 bucks Make it 75 Why don't you just give me your whole goddamn purse I hope you're having fun rotting in jail Maybe I'll come visit you Nah! Enjoy your stretch in jail