I have got a sweetie known as Susie;
In the words of Shakespeare, she's a wow.
Though all of you may know her too,
I'd like to shout right now:
If you knew Susie like I know Susie --
Oh -- oh -- oh, what a girl!
There's none so cla**y as this fair la**ie.
Oh -- oh -- oh my goodness, what a cha**is!
We went riding; she didn't balk.
From the country, I'm the one who had to walk.
If you knew Susie like I know Susie --
Oh -- oh, what a girl!
Susie has a perfect reputation;
No one ever saw her on a spree.
Nobody knows where Susie goes --
Nobody knows but me!
If you knew Susie like I know Susie --
Oh -- oh -- oh, what a girl!
She wears long tresses and nice tight dresses.
Oh -- oh -- what a future she possesses!
Out in public, how she can yawn;
In the parlor, you would think the war was on!
If you knew Susie like I know Susie --
Oh -- oh, what a girl!
She'll spend Sunday praising the Lord,
But on Monday, she's as busy as a board
If you knew Susie like I know Susie --
Oh -- oh, what a girl!
I had a mustache, and trained it like a pup.
She's got such hot lips, she kissed me once and burned it up!
If you knew Susie like I know Susie --
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what a girl!