I have got a sweetie known as Susie; In the words of Shakespeare, she's a wow. Though all of you may know her too, I'd like to shout right now: If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- Oh -- oh -- oh, what a girl! There's none so cla**y as this fair la**ie. Oh -- oh -- oh my goodness, what a cha**is! We went riding; she didn't balk. From the country, I'm the one who had to walk. If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- Oh -- oh, what a girl! Susie has a perfect reputation; No one ever saw her on a spree. Nobody knows where Susie goes -- Nobody knows but me! If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- Oh -- oh -- oh, what a girl! She wears long tresses and nice tight dresses. Oh -- oh -- what a future she possesses! Out in public, how she can yawn; In the parlor, you would think the war was on! If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- Oh -- oh, what a girl! She'll spend Sunday praising the Lord, But on Monday, she's as busy as a board If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- Oh -- oh, what a girl! I had a mustache, and trained it like a pup. She's got such hot lips, she kissed me once and burned it up! If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what a girl!