[Verse 1]
I be turning to girls to soup, come and get a bowl or two
Eating what, I'm eating who, I don't really know, it's food
Blazing with the homies, getting hungry so I'm making stew
I ain't really spending money, but you heard I'm making do
Met up with your lady friend, she been missing 48
She could go for 80 grand, but for her a gory fate
Strangle her, put her in the trunk, headed towards the lake
Nah I'll throw her in a pot, cook her up before it's late
sh** I gotta coordinate, nah I can't afford to wait
Hitting up your next chick, hoping I can score a date
I'm your average, sort of ordinary k**er
'Cept you wanna bite my style 'cause it's iller
Pop without the filler, I'm like chocolate vanilla
I be bu*terfly, say goodbye to all you caterpillars
And I'm still gon' kidnap your girlfriend dog
I ain't picking up unless the curtain calls
So hang up your phones I got that caller I.D
If you don't have this sh** by now then
Yo what the f** you been doing without caller I.D. dog?
[Chorus]
Getting kind of hungry in the mood for some soup
Girlfriend soup
Don't got any money don't know what I'm gonna do
Girlfriend soup
Everybody's got their favorite type of soup
Something they don't tell nobody but they like the stew
So come and tell me what it taste like to you
'Cause I want to understand what it's like for you
If cooking up girl's what you like to do
Then come through, come through, we're making girlfriend soup
[Verse 2]
Girlfriend soup
Looking at the lemons that the world sent you
So you probably wonder what's it like for me
I need the couch by the wall with the psych degrees
I need the cops in the hall without rights to leave
'Cause I'm eating other people and I like to feed
But I'm so skinny, a buck, twenty, a penny
I can't count all the women, I feel like it's too many
Then again, still plenty
Of girls out there breaking hearts on the daily
I'm really not a player, at all
Hate on any girl that like me, that's raw
Fell for the girl that dislike me, last fall
And I always get the feeling it might be my fault
But I'll never know, in the end so
I just channel it to focus revenge yo
And the sampling, it gets me to the ends though
Looking at my mans, like you want to play Nintendo
Yo don't you want to play?
I'm thinking mini-games
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[Verse 3]
Practice dark art like nothing to me
Got my cauldron out like Grunty, when she
Kidnapped Banjo's sister, and then he and Kazooie
Had to go and rescue her before she took out all her beauty
From that cutie in the game to the one in the freezer
To the one still free, to the one on the heater
I believe you when you say you're not a big sub-tweeter
But I ain't buying shots when we hit the club neither
Cost is something that gets lost in the process
I ain't feeling right, I be feeling super nauseous
Must be something in the soup
I feel like I might puke
Maybe this wasn't the best way for me act out
But I'd look like a b**h, if I just up and I backed out
So I think I can fix it, just got to lie
Think of something clever to preserve what little pride
That I still got, this is why I typically hide
Matter fact, think I'm out, I'ma go back inside
I'ma go back inside
[Chorus]