Dude Jones - Girlfriend Soup lyrics

[Verse 1] I be turning to girls to soup, come and get a bowl or two Eating what, I'm eating who, I don't really know, it's food Blazing with the homies, getting hungry so I'm making stew I ain't really spending money, but you heard I'm making do Met up with your lady friend, she been missing 48 She could go for 80 grand, but for her a gory fate Strangle her, put her in the trunk, headed towards the lake Nah I'll throw her in a pot, cook her up before it's late sh** I gotta coordinate, nah I can't afford to wait Hitting up your next chick, hoping I can score a date I'm your average, sort of ordinary k**er 'Cept you wanna bite my style 'cause it's iller Pop without the filler, I'm like chocolate vanilla I be bu*terfly, say goodbye to all you caterpillars And I'm still gon' kidnap your girlfriend dog I ain't picking up unless the curtain calls So hang up your phones I got that caller I.D If you don't have this sh** by now then Yo what the f** you been doing without caller I.D. dog? [Chorus] Getting kind of hungry in the mood for some soup Girlfriend soup Don't got any money don't know what I'm gonna do Girlfriend soup Everybody's got their favorite type of soup Something they don't tell nobody but they like the stew So come and tell me what it taste like to you 'Cause I want to understand what it's like for you If cooking up girl's what you like to do Then come through, come through, we're making girlfriend soup [Verse 2] Girlfriend soup Looking at the lemons that the world sent you So you probably wonder what's it like for me I need the couch by the wall with the psych degrees I need the cops in the hall without rights to leave 'Cause I'm eating other people and I like to feed But I'm so skinny, a buck, twenty, a penny I can't count all the women, I feel like it's too many Then again, still plenty Of girls out there breaking hearts on the daily I'm really not a player, at all Hate on any girl that like me, that's raw Fell for the girl that dislike me, last fall And I always get the feeling it might be my fault But I'll never know, in the end so I just channel it to focus revenge yo And the sampling, it gets me to the ends though Looking at my mans, like you want to play Nintendo Yo don't you want to play? I'm thinking mini-games [Chorus] [Verse 3] Practice dark art like nothing to me Got my cauldron out like Grunty, when she Kidnapped Banjo's sister, and then he and Kazooie Had to go and rescue her before she took out all her beauty From that cutie in the game to the one in the freezer To the one still free, to the one on the heater I believe you when you say you're not a big sub-tweeter But I ain't buying shots when we hit the club neither Cost is something that gets lost in the process I ain't feeling right, I be feeling super nauseous Must be something in the soup I feel like I might puke Maybe this wasn't the best way for me act out But I'd look like a b**h, if I just up and I backed out So I think I can fix it, just got to lie Think of something clever to preserve what little pride That I still got, this is why I typically hide Matter fact, think I'm out, I'ma go back inside I'ma go back inside [Chorus]