{Intro: Respected Artist}
You’re listening to WLIW Menopause Radio
Where the action never pauses
Coming up, the smash hit sweeping the
Continental United States
“Menopause!”
{Intro: Dritty Pope & jesus Chris}
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die!
{Intro: Lil Father Time}
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die
Ooooooooohhh, Ooooooohhhh…
Ooooooooohhh, Ooooooohhhh…
Ooooooooohhh, Ooooooohhhh…
Ooooooooohhh, Ooooooohhhh...
{Verse 1: Dritty Pope & jesus Chris}
Quarter life crisis, quarter life crisis
Quarter life crisis, quarter life crisis
Quarter life crisis, quarter life crisis
Quarter life crisis
The earth went around the sun
Happy Birthday
The earth went around the sun
Happy Birthday
I’m gonna have kids, I’m gonna have kids
I’m- I’m gonna have kids and they won’t like me
I’m gonna have kids, I’m gonna have kids
I’m gonna have kids and they won’t --
We’re gonna get old one day, uh!
We’re gonna get old one day, uh!
Old! Old! Old! Old! Old! Old! Old!
Kidney stones, kidney stones
Kidney stones, kidney stones
{Becky Davidson}
Menopause, menopause
Menopause, menopause
Menopause, menopause
Meno- meno- meno- meno
{Dritty Pope & jesus Chris}
Menopause, menopause
Menopause, menopause
Menopause, menopause
Menopause, menopause
{Becky Davidson}
Menopause, menopause
Menopause, menopause
Menopause, menopause
Meno- meno- meno- meno
{Dritty Pope & jesus Chris}
Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout!
Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout!
Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout!
Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout!
In ten years bu*ter will matter
In ten years bu*ter will matter
In ten years bu*ter will matter
In ten years bu*ter will matter
{Verse 2: Dritty Pope}
In 2018, bu*ter didn’t matter
We made that chant, bu*ter didn’t matter
It turns out, bu*ter does matter
Right after we made that I got fatter
2019 resolution - gain weight!
2019 resolution - gain weight!
No one ever does their resolution
I’m gonna gain weight was my solution wow
{Verse 3: Lil Father Time}
Look into my eyes, you can see I’m 25
It’s my quarter life…
And it’s not going so well
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
I’m a 90s baby, so I’m impatient
When I’m on the web it’s like I’m on vacation
I’m a freak in the
But I won’t be told off
I got the last word until I log off
I’m a 21st century digital boy
Almost thirty and I’m annoyed
I’ma have kids, you think they’ll like me?
If I die young tell ‘em to wear my Nikes!
{Verse 4: Dritty Pope & jesus Chris}
I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids!
I’m gonna have kids and they they--
I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids!
I’m gonna have kids and they won’t like me!
I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids!
I’m gonna have kids and Ruhhhh
I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids!
I’m gonna have kids and they they they won’t like me!
Crisis, quarter life crisis
Quarter life
I usually do like eight takes of every verse that I do
Quarter life crisis, crisis
Quarter life, quarter life, quarter life crisis
I would rather eat six granola bars in one night than do six shots of fireball
Now this is what I call making music
I said it!