Dritty Pope - Quarter Life Crisis lyrics

{Intro: Respected Artist} You’re listening to WLIW Menopause Radio Where the action never pauses Coming up, the smash hit sweeping the Continental United States “Menopause!” {Intro: Dritty Pope & jesus Chris} We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die! {Intro: Lil Father Time} We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die We’re gonna die, we’re gonna die Ooooooooohhh, Ooooooohhhh… Ooooooooohhh, Ooooooohhhh… Ooooooooohhh, Ooooooohhhh… Ooooooooohhh, Ooooooohhhh... {Verse 1: Dritty Pope & jesus Chris} Quarter life crisis, quarter life crisis Quarter life crisis, quarter life crisis Quarter life crisis, quarter life crisis Quarter life crisis The earth went around the sun Happy Birthday The earth went around the sun Happy Birthday I’m gonna have kids, I’m gonna have kids I’m- I’m gonna have kids and they won’t like me I’m gonna have kids, I’m gonna have kids I’m gonna have kids and they won’t -- We’re gonna get old one day, uh! We’re gonna get old one day, uh! Old! Old! Old! Old! Old! Old! Old! Kidney stones, kidney stones Kidney stones, kidney stones {Becky Davidson} Menopause, menopause Menopause, menopause Menopause, menopause Meno- meno- meno- meno {Dritty Pope & jesus Chris} Menopause, menopause Menopause, menopause Menopause, menopause Menopause, menopause {Becky Davidson} Menopause, menopause Menopause, menopause Menopause, menopause Meno- meno- meno- meno {Dritty Pope & jesus Chris} Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! Gout! In ten years bu*ter will matter In ten years bu*ter will matter In ten years bu*ter will matter In ten years bu*ter will matter {Verse 2: Dritty Pope} In 2018, bu*ter didn’t matter We made that chant, bu*ter didn’t matter It turns out, bu*ter does matter Right after we made that I got fatter 2019 resolution - gain weight! 2019 resolution - gain weight! No one ever does their resolution I’m gonna gain weight was my solution wow {Verse 3: Lil Father Time} Look into my eyes, you can see I’m 25 It’s my quarter life… And it’s not going so well Look into my eyes, what do you see? I’m a 90s baby, so I’m impatient When I’m on the web it’s like I’m on vacation I’m a freak in the But I won’t be told off I got the last word until I log off I’m a 21st century digital boy Almost thirty and I’m annoyed I’ma have kids, you think they’ll like me? If I die young tell ‘em to wear my Nikes! {Verse 4: Dritty Pope & jesus Chris} I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids and they they-- I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids and they won’t like me! I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids and Ruhhhh I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids! I’m gonna have kids and they they they won’t like me! Crisis, quarter life crisis Quarter life I usually do like eight takes of every verse that I do Quarter life crisis, crisis Quarter life, quarter life, quarter life crisis I would rather eat six granola bars in one night than do six shots of fireball Now this is what I call making music I said it!