[Round 1: Shuffle-T]
Raptor...sorta like a dinosaur
Per the little figurines on the ironing board
Many more get involved in some little tiny war
Against the Lego man donned with the pirate swords
Dinosaurs, sort of obsession you get from boys when they're young
At the same stage that they're playing with their toys and their trucks
"Raptor" of course being Latin for "boisterous c*nt
Noisy and rough, and annoying as f**"
So you better be careful when you see Raptor in the place
Cause you never know when he's snapping in and out of your little rage
If you have the time, I'd check my watch but I don't have it with me mate
Oh it appears you've stabbed me in the face
You just act all aggressive cause you wanna be one with the youth
An angry f**er cause you've got nothing to do
Real men use reason not fists when they've got something to prove
Can't think of any right now but trust me they do
Getting in fights is just ridiculous anyway, you can't argue with that
Most people that go to violence are stupid twats
It's like, you can't adopt the opinion that I've asked you to have
So we're gonna throw our limbs at each other til one of us can't do it back
But then you're from a place, we're always less than a mile
Of someone injecting over a h**n vile
An under 12 year old who's pregnant with child
Basically an episode of Jeremy Kyle
Speaking of which, I've actually, I've seen him before
Cause he's one of the few battlers that I've seen previously
He actually made it to be seen on TV
From My Abusive Uncle-
My-I've actually him on-
He's one of the abusive-
f**ing what am I talking about?
I have actually seen him previously
He's one of the few battlers who's actually been on TV
From My Patience With My Abusive Boyfriend reaching it's peak
And My Drug Addicted Uncle Keeps Stealing From Me
Got there in the f**ing end, didn't we?
But I won't talk about your abusive relationship cause that won't be new
And I won't talk about you being like Shotti cause that's already known to you
But what I will say is the very fact that things like that are overused
Is total proof that I don't need to, we already know it's true
...expected more
But I hear you went to prison, that must've been a sobering sight
Reminds me of when I was young with my cousin, oh we would fight
Punched him a little too hard once and got grounded for over a night
So, it's alright, I know what it's like
I think it's cool, but those mortgage guys aren't so easily impressed
Especially when you put "jail" as your previous address
He tried to change it to where he's from in Manchester and they hit him with "Wow
We might actually leave that as "prison" for now."
A lot of that stuff about Manchester was really nasty
So I really am sorry guys
No punchline, I just sincerely apologize
[Round 2: Shuffle-T]