Don't Flop - Raptor Warhurst vs Shuffle-T lyrics

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Don't Flop - Raptor Warhurst vs Shuffle-T lyrics

[Round 1: Shuffle-T] Raptor...sorta like a dinosaur Per the little figurines on the ironing board Many more get involved in some little tiny war Against the Lego man donned with the pirate swords Dinosaurs, sort of obsession you get from boys when they're young At the same stage that they're playing with their toys and their trucks "Raptor" of course being Latin for "boisterous c*nt Noisy and rough, and annoying as f**" So you better be careful when you see Raptor in the place Cause you never know when he's snapping in and out of your little rage If you have the time, I'd check my watch but I don't have it with me mate Oh it appears you've stabbed me in the face You just act all aggressive cause you wanna be one with the youth An angry f**er cause you've got nothing to do Real men use reason not fists when they've got something to prove Can't think of any right now but trust me they do Getting in fights is just ridiculous anyway, you can't argue with that Most people that go to violence are stupid twats It's like, you can't adopt the opinion that I've asked you to have So we're gonna throw our limbs at each other til one of us can't do it back But then you're from a place, we're always less than a mile Of someone injecting over a h**n vile An under 12 year old who's pregnant with child Basically an episode of Jeremy Kyle Speaking of which, I've actually, I've seen him before Cause he's one of the few battlers that I've seen previously He actually made it to be seen on TV From My Abusive Uncle- My-I've actually him on- He's one of the abusive- f**ing what am I talking about? I have actually seen him previously He's one of the few battlers who's actually been on TV From My Patience With My Abusive Boyfriend reaching it's peak And My Drug Addicted Uncle Keeps Stealing From Me Got there in the f**ing end, didn't we? But I won't talk about your abusive relationship cause that won't be new And I won't talk about you being like Shotti cause that's already known to you But what I will say is the very fact that things like that are overused Is total proof that I don't need to, we already know it's true ...expected more But I hear you went to prison, that must've been a sobering sight Reminds me of when I was young with my cousin, oh we would fight Punched him a little too hard once and got grounded for over a night So, it's alright, I know what it's like I think it's cool, but those mortgage guys aren't so easily impressed Especially when you put "jail" as your previous address He tried to change it to where he's from in Manchester and they hit him with "Wow We might actually leave that as "prison" for now." A lot of that stuff about Manchester was really nasty So I really am sorry guys No punchline, I just sincerely apologize [Round 2: Shuffle-T]