Sometimes life can get you down
Sometimes it's hard to pick yourself off the ground
Sometimes mountains crumble down around you
And you feel there's nothing you can do
When your skies turn gray
It kinda turns me gay
Hoh yeah
It f**in' turns me gay
Kinda queer
f**in' turns me gay
Oh, f** yeah
Oh, gay
Today
Ah
I mean, gay
Sometimes life gets you down
You gotta f**in' pick yourself up by your bootstraps
Yeah when it looks like all hope is lost
There is a cost that you must pay
f** yeah
And then it turns you gay
Oh yeah
It f**in' turns you gay
Pretty gay
Sometimes it tears your f**in' a**hole apart
You can barely fart
Sometimes the only thing that can help you
Is when the f**in' gerbil pushes his little hairs
And tickles that little
f** yeah
Somebody find me a f**in' funnel and a gerbil
I think I'm turnin' gay
Oh
Oh yeah
Buck n' five