Dog Fashion Disco - Turning Gay lyrics

Sometimes life can get you down Sometimes it's hard to pick yourself off the ground Sometimes mountains crumble down around you And you feel there's nothing you can do When your skies turn gray It kinda turns me gay Hoh yeah It f**in' turns me gay Kinda queer f**in' turns me gay Oh, f** yeah Oh, gay Today Ah I mean, gay Sometimes life gets you down You gotta f**in' pick yourself up by your bootstraps Yeah when it looks like all hope is lost There is a cost that you must pay f** yeah And then it turns you gay Oh yeah It f**in' turns you gay Pretty gay Sometimes it tears your f**in' a**hole apart You can barely fart Sometimes the only thing that can help you Is when the f**in' gerbil pushes his little hairs And tickles that little f** yeah Somebody find me a f**in' funnel and a gerbil I think I'm turnin' gay Oh Oh yeah Buck n' five