Verse 1:
My name is Ms. Steff
I am a teacher
At Palo Verde, Verde, if you choose to holler
Emma and Michelle
They are my aides
They know that Andrew, Andrew should not be late
Kai better stop being so crude
Chloe and Hailey abuse the word rude
Lauren and Katelyn are twin telepaths
Drake and Abi are a perfect couple
Travis eats breakfast on the double
VP2 better make this trend last
Chorus:
Go do the news
It's an offer that you can't refuse
Pick this cla**, and you
Could get a scholarship to a U
Everyone go do something, right stat away
Carlos and Jordan anchor today
Just go do the news
It's an offer that you can't refuse
Verse 2:
Dan, you better calm down
Or you need to settle down
I don't even know which, know which is what
Stan, you better stop
Using these swear words
Over a disagreement, ‘greement, I'll write you up
It's time we give Brooke more credit cashin'
Chase tried it once up to no real bankin'
As long as Marvin becomes clean
Mikela's more of the polite ones
Video 1 has much brighter things on the run
While Darion is the Prom King
(Chorus)
Bridge:
The honest Kaitlyn Olvera
Who's as wise as Nelson Mandela
Is headed to the college known as the UNR
She's just as formal
As all the others
Who kept the news clean and hopefully she goes far
Then time to mention La**o
The big masculine fellow
Who will continue his jock ways but yet he still has to
(Chorus x2)
(Spoken)
We're doing it again!