Dan Lauper - Go Do the News (Parody of "Sugar" by Maroon 5) lyrics

Verse 1: My name is Ms. Steff I am a teacher At Palo Verde, Verde, if you choose to holler Emma and Michelle They are my aides They know that Andrew, Andrew should not be late Kai better stop being so crude Chloe and Hailey abuse the word rude Lauren and Katelyn are twin telepaths Drake and Abi are a perfect couple Travis eats breakfast on the double VP2 better make this trend last Chorus: Go do the news It's an offer that you can't refuse Pick this cla**, and you Could get a scholarship to a U Everyone go do something, right stat away Carlos and Jordan anchor today Just go do the news It's an offer that you can't refuse Verse 2: Dan, you better calm down Or you need to settle down I don't even know which, know which is what Stan, you better stop Using these swear words Over a disagreement, ‘greement, I'll write you up It's time we give Brooke more credit cashin' Chase tried it once up to no real bankin' As long as Marvin becomes clean Mikela's more of the polite ones Video 1 has much brighter things on the run While Darion is the Prom King (Chorus) Bridge: The honest Kaitlyn Olvera Who's as wise as Nelson Mandela Is headed to the college known as the UNR She's just as formal As all the others Who kept the news clean and hopefully she goes far Then time to mention La**o The big masculine fellow Who will continue his jock ways but yet he still has to (Chorus x2) (Spoken) We're doing it again!