[Intro: Dan Cody Marston]
Dicks out
Damn, Daniel
Back at it again
No white vans, oi
[Verse 1: Dan Cody Marston]
What you need? I'm on an island
I bet I could rent your girl for like about a thousand
OG Presidential Towers
We were chilling with the squid like we were Rocket Power
I was born inside of Woodmore Country
Two pure bred scottie's and a baby monkey
Nepotists and politics because we come from money
My trust fund is the only reason that she loves me, it's sad
Valet doesn't have to sign me in
Valet knows that I had yachts before he learned to swim (ugh)
And I'm poppin' like a zit on chin
Out in Israel with Izzy signing Jewish hymns
Plus I'm cooler than El Gato in my Saint Bart's poncho
And I live above a grotto in my Saint Bart's condo
Back and forth from Europe since the baby bottle
Out there studying in Athens like I'm Aristotle
Dicks out for Harambe while my fruit gets flambet
Boycott restaurants if I've got beef with valets
Havanas and Matanzas in my Grandpas ashtray
No she's not a model she just dances ballet
And I heard she got mad that I bought her sister some pumps
Got her best friend a bracelet, disappeared for a month
Then she saw a tabloid and I was right on the front
At a villa laid out next to Tiffany Trump
And the only time she wears Burberry to swim
I'm at the yacht club every Monday different Burberry coat
But rarely in the ballroom. We're outside next to the boats
Or catch me in a race car like Chapman Ducote, sheesh
n******gs weren't hip, I've been hot since lil' Bow Wow
Skating on these beats I just hit a triple salchow, ay
On fleek and I don't even arch my eyebrows
No apologies for being high brow
Now, how many times I've gotta say the Waterfront's on TOP?
Fishing at the country club, Waterfront on docks
We've all got the dinner wines memorized off top
You fraudulent motherf**ers put wine on rocks
Got the double B elite monogram on socks
In the Doubletree suite playing Johann Bach
Pouring bolognese glaze over Redtailed Hawk
Served with Great White Shark, in a mushroom sauce
She never had nothing like, little bit quiet
She said she'll have a sprite, I told her she's a riot
Put her in pearls took her out those fake diamonds
Then I put her on a plane just to lucy in the sky her
And don't sleep on me Potomac look I know that you hear me
I've got that vital organ flow, I'm the heart of the city
You don't get it where I'm from we're controlled by committees
Who donate to a charity and call it throwing 'em pity
I'm the bomb b**h, Aleppo drop the top where'd the neck go
I spit like '07 Kanye I speak like the Geico Gecko
Uhn these other rappers two hots and a cot
It's Dartmouth Danny, more like two blondes and a yacht, ay
[Outro: Dan Cody Marston]
Worst take ever, okay