[Intro: Dan Cody Marston] Dicks out Damn, Daniel Back at it again No white vans, oi [Verse 1: Dan Cody Marston] What you need? I'm on an island I bet I could rent your girl for like about a thousand OG Presidential Towers We were chilling with the squid like we were Rocket Power I was born inside of Woodmore Country Two pure bred scottie's and a baby monkey Nepotists and politics because we come from money My trust fund is the only reason that she loves me, it's sad Valet doesn't have to sign me in Valet knows that I had yachts before he learned to swim (ugh) And I'm poppin' like a zit on chin Out in Israel with Izzy signing Jewish hymns Plus I'm cooler than El Gato in my Saint Bart's poncho And I live above a grotto in my Saint Bart's condo Back and forth from Europe since the baby bottle Out there studying in Athens like I'm Aristotle Dicks out for Harambe while my fruit gets flambet Boycott restaurants if I've got beef with valets Havanas and Matanzas in my Grandpas ashtray No she's not a model she just dances ballet And I heard she got mad that I bought her sister some pumps Got her best friend a bracelet, disappeared for a month Then she saw a tabloid and I was right on the front At a villa laid out next to Tiffany Trump And the only time she wears Burberry to swim I'm at the yacht club every Monday different Burberry coat But rarely in the ballroom. We're outside next to the boats Or catch me in a race car like Chapman Ducote, sheesh n******gs weren't hip, I've been hot since lil' Bow Wow Skating on these beats I just hit a triple salchow, ay On fleek and I don't even arch my eyebrows No apologies for being high brow Now, how many times I've gotta say the Waterfront's on TOP? Fishing at the country club, Waterfront on docks We've all got the dinner wines memorized off top You fraudulent motherf**ers put wine on rocks Got the double B elite monogram on socks In the Doubletree suite playing Johann Bach Pouring bolognese glaze over Redtailed Hawk Served with Great White Shark, in a mushroom sauce She never had nothing like, little bit quiet She said she'll have a sprite, I told her she's a riot Put her in pearls took her out those fake diamonds Then I put her on a plane just to lucy in the sky her And don't sleep on me Potomac look I know that you hear me I've got that vital organ flow, I'm the heart of the city You don't get it where I'm from we're controlled by committees Who donate to a charity and call it throwing 'em pity I'm the bomb b**h, Aleppo drop the top where'd the neck go I spit like '07 Kanye I speak like the Geico Gecko Uhn these other rappers two hots and a cot It's Dartmouth Danny, more like two blondes and a yacht, ay [Outro: Dan Cody Marston] Worst take ever, okay