[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
Smith, Stiffy, Skitch, McTwist into
A kick-flip, liptrick, quick switcheroo
You kids get pissed if we missed a few
But we got a fricking big list of tricks to do
I'm like giving a nuke to Mr Magoo
Hit the big red bu*ton
Head bu*ting
If you dispute
The only way i'll open my eyes to different views
Is when I'm owning the skies
360 Degrees
Skatopia bred
Straight over your head
I can't skate so i play it from my sofa instead
While you're wearing your Ray-bans
And getting a spray-tan
The British are ripping up the American Wasteland
Dave and Dan are bringing the sk**
Singing at will
I'd give my kingdom for a horse call me king of the hill
Rap's Richard the Third
Gap tricking with words
Ha
Bringing a flamingo
That isn't a bird
Smack
Hitting the curb like my back wheel
But this isn't the certain Thug Life 2Pac feels
You won't be having your cap peeled
But I might crack a melon, acapella
And prepare your last meal
A bit of Stalefish
You're not getting bailed prick
So get on your bike
Lest you get your little Tail-Whipped
You failed to nail the trick
You've been derailed
And made to pale into insignificance
You silly little -
[Hook]
I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I
Jump on my board grab it and fly
Fly,Fly,Fly,Fly
I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I
Jump on my board grab it and fly
Fly,Fly,Fly,Fly
[Verse 2 : Dave Brown]
First of all
I'd like to a**ure I'm all above board
But as gravity attests I tend to break laws
That's legality suppressed
When I space walk
So I'm always entertained, I'll never skate bored
Half work, half play
That 50/50 grind
But there's two games at stake
And that's the rap and the skate kind
When I hear a hater say that it's only a game
"Revert to manually skating"
What am I a cave man?
No way fam!
So don't give me that lip,trick
When I flip out, jump up and grab you you'll zip quick
I'll hit with a triple kick flip you over
So there's a high chance of a spine transfer
While I band this sick mix
I got them RSI rhymes
And if you disagree I'll be like
"No, comply"
While grinding pipes for sure brought nostalgia
IF one more man misunderstands when I say
Tony Hawks Underground Look
Smack that Hipster
And break his Indie Nosebone
Hit him so hard, I'll press his X Chromosome
Then get air so high I'll bring back a boatload of ozone
And tell him what I told Newton
Just give up and go home!
[Hook]
I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I
Jump on my board grab it and fly
Fly,Fly,Fly,Fly
I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I
Jump on my board grab it and fly
Fly,Fly,Fly,Fly