Dan Bull - Tony Hawk's Pro Rapper lyrics

[Verse 1: Dan Bull] Smith, Stiffy, Skitch, McTwist into A kick-flip, liptrick, quick switcheroo You kids get pissed if we missed a few But we got a fricking big list of tricks to do I'm like giving a nuke to Mr Magoo Hit the big red bu*ton Head bu*ting If you dispute The only way i'll open my eyes to different views Is when I'm owning the skies 360 Degrees Skatopia bred Straight over your head I can't skate so i play it from my sofa instead While you're wearing your Ray-bans And getting a spray-tan The British are ripping up the American Wasteland Dave and Dan are bringing the sk** Singing at will I'd give my kingdom for a horse call me king of the hill Rap's Richard the Third Gap tricking with words Ha Bringing a flamingo That isn't a bird Smack Hitting the curb like my back wheel But this isn't the certain Thug Life 2Pac feels You won't be having your cap peeled But I might crack a melon, acapella And prepare your last meal A bit of Stalefish You're not getting bailed prick So get on your bike Lest you get your little Tail-Whipped You failed to nail the trick You've been derailed And made to pale into insignificance You silly little - [Hook] I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board grab it and fly Fly,Fly,Fly,Fly I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board grab it and fly Fly,Fly,Fly,Fly [Verse 2 : Dave Brown] First of all I'd like to a**ure I'm all above board But as gravity attests I tend to break laws That's legality suppressed When I space walk So I'm always entertained, I'll never skate bored Half work, half play That 50/50 grind But there's two games at stake And that's the rap and the skate kind When I hear a hater say that it's only a game "Revert to manually skating" What am I a cave man? No way fam! So don't give me that lip,trick When I flip out, jump up and grab you you'll zip quick I'll hit with a triple kick flip you over So there's a high chance of a spine transfer While I band this sick mix I got them RSI rhymes And if you disagree I'll be like "No, comply" While grinding pipes for sure brought nostalgia IF one more man misunderstands when I say Tony Hawks Underground Look Smack that Hipster And break his Indie Nosebone Hit him so hard, I'll press his X Chromosome Then get air so high I'll bring back a boatload of ozone And tell him what I told Newton Just give up and go home! [Hook] I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board grab it and fly Fly,Fly,Fly,Fly I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board grab it and fly Fly,Fly,Fly,Fly