(You will be the d**h of me)
When you told me you loved the beach,
I set off an A-Bomb at every coastline.
When you told me you loved the gra**,
I set off weedk**er through all the water pipes.
When you told me you loved the sun,
I sent astronauts to extinguish it.
When you told me you loved me,
I imploded from the stomach out.