Dads - Dan's D'Angelo Impersonation lyrics

(You will be the d**h of me) When you told me you loved the beach, I set off an A-Bomb at every coastline. When you told me you loved the gra**, I set off weedk**er through all the water pipes. When you told me you loved the sun, I sent astronauts to extinguish it. When you told me you loved me, I imploded from the stomach out.