1. Some guys like that bottled beerSome like it in a canSome say a keg's
the best beerFor a real beer drinking manEveryone has their
favouriteBut on one thing they agreeThe greatest beer in all the
worldIs the one you drink for freeFree beer free beerThat's my
favourite brandIf I didn't have to buy itIt's the best beer in the
landWarm flat funkyIt don't matter to meThe greatest beer in this
whole worldIs the one you buy for me
2. The boys at the bar were
bettingOn whose beer was the bestI didn't have a nickelSo they
chose me to make the testThose fifteen different kinds of beerWere
wonderful to meEach one was my favourite brewThe beer I drink for
freeFree beer free beerThat's my favourite brandIf I didn't
have to buy itIt's the best beer in the landWarm flat funkyIt
don't matter to meThe greatest beer in this whole worldIs the one you
buy for me
3. Our old pal Nudsie got marriedHe was trying to save
some bucksHe went out and bought the cheapest beerAnd boy it really
s**edBut after you choke that first one downThe rest go easilyAs
long as you remember thatYou're drinking them all for freeFree
beer free beerThat's my favourite brandIf I didn't have to buy
itIt's the best beer in the landWarm flat funkyIt don't matter to
meThe greatest beer in this whole worldIs the one you buy for me