1. Some guys like that bottled beerSome like it in a canSome say a keg's the best beerFor a real beer drinking manEveryone has their favouriteBut on one thing they agreeThe greatest beer in all the worldIs the one you drink for freeFree beer free beerThat's my favourite brandIf I didn't have to buy itIt's the best beer in the landWarm flat funkyIt don't matter to meThe greatest beer in this whole worldIs the one you buy for me 2. The boys at the bar were bettingOn whose beer was the bestI didn't have a nickelSo they chose me to make the testThose fifteen different kinds of beerWere wonderful to meEach one was my favourite brewThe beer I drink for freeFree beer free beerThat's my favourite brandIf I didn't have to buy itIt's the best beer in the landWarm flat funkyIt don't matter to meThe greatest beer in this whole worldIs the one you buy for me 3. Our old pal Nudsie got marriedHe was trying to save some bucksHe went out and bought the cheapest beerAnd boy it really s**edBut after you choke that first one downThe rest go easilyAs long as you remember thatYou're drinking them all for freeFree beer free beerThat's my favourite brandIf I didn't have to buy itIt's the best beer in the landWarm flat funkyIt don't matter to meThe greatest beer in this whole worldIs the one you buy for me