[Intro]
OMG!
Nobody want's to get drunk and shave their a**, It's just not a smart thing to do man like come on
Turn it up in my headphone's a little bit
Who got dibs on the pizza ?
Spicy chicken with hot sauce don't forget
I got two fifty on a slice
Two litre Pepsi too dick nugget
[Verse 1]
No stress like I hit the blunt
Apple juice in my cup
I be chillin' in the cut
Catch me at the crib livin' it up
f** the club
I'm busy at home with my kitty
I'm not talking about my cat, I'm taking about Mrs. piggy who I met at steel city
I don't even have a jimmy to put on my dicky dicky
Then she started stripping stripping
Then she gave me licky licky
But I'm so damn drunk and my head is so dizzy
So I blew my sticky sticky really quickly
Then I gave her two fifty
"then you gave her two fifty ? what in the f**!"
But then I took it back because I need that money for the morning
Double double for my hangover
Thank god for Tim Hortons
That sh**'s important
Cocaine's what I'm snorting
If you got a f**ing problem with that then mother f**er you're boring
My Friday night's are really fun
Smoke weed, watch p**n hub, eat donair pa**ed out drunk, text my ex I need some s**, send a dick pic and then forget, wake up and then regret, do the same sh** from week to next, I need a friend to help pretend like my life is great but I'm going off the end
*coughing*
Every weekend I'm drinking up but I don't really give a f**
I reached the point of giving up
So what the f**
I'll live it up
So what the f**
I'll live it up
So mother f**er are you down ?
So mother f**er are you down ?
So mother f**er are you down ?
[Hook]
Tonight tonight tonight tonight tonight I'm going all in [X8]
[Verse 2]
Money money money money
I need a lot of that
Bottles, models, cars
Oh sh**!
I need a lot of that
I'm smoking on the strong
Where the coffin at ?
Gotta check the stats
Where I'm popping at
She beat my dick like a bully
I'm in love with her p**y
And she messing with the big dog
Girl I ain't no rookie
Dick harder then a cookie
Better give her my goodies
Do my dance on her p**y boogie woogie
Wipe my dick off with my hoodie
"oh sh** I gotta wear that home, I gotta wear that home, f** that let me call a cab"
My life is so damn crazy
Getting f**ed up like its the eighties
Date a girl that look like Mrs. daisy
She deflate my balls like I'm tom brady
Poutine with extra gravy
God damn that sh** tasty
Shout out to big daddies but I ain't have no babies
Oh sh** yeah!
Oh sh** yeah!
Break it down yeah!
[Hook]
Tonight tonight tonight tonight tonight I'm going all in [X8]