[Intro] OMG! Nobody want's to get drunk and shave their a**, It's just not a smart thing to do man like come on Turn it up in my headphone's a little bit Who got dibs on the pizza ? Spicy chicken with hot sauce don't forget I got two fifty on a slice Two litre Pepsi too dick nugget [Verse 1] No stress like I hit the blunt Apple juice in my cup I be chillin' in the cut Catch me at the crib livin' it up f** the club I'm busy at home with my kitty I'm not talking about my cat, I'm taking about Mrs. piggy who I met at steel city I don't even have a jimmy to put on my dicky dicky Then she started stripping stripping Then she gave me licky licky But I'm so damn drunk and my head is so dizzy So I blew my sticky sticky really quickly Then I gave her two fifty "then you gave her two fifty ? what in the f**!" But then I took it back because I need that money for the morning Double double for my hangover Thank god for Tim Hortons That sh**'s important Cocaine's what I'm snorting If you got a f**ing problem with that then mother f**er you're boring My Friday night's are really fun Smoke weed, watch p**n hub, eat donair pa**ed out drunk, text my ex I need some s**, send a dick pic and then forget, wake up and then regret, do the same sh** from week to next, I need a friend to help pretend like my life is great but I'm going off the end *coughing* Every weekend I'm drinking up but I don't really give a f** I reached the point of giving up So what the f** I'll live it up So what the f** I'll live it up So mother f**er are you down ? So mother f**er are you down ? So mother f**er are you down ? [Hook] Tonight tonight tonight tonight tonight I'm going all in [X8] [Verse 2] Money money money money I need a lot of that Bottles, models, cars Oh sh**! I need a lot of that I'm smoking on the strong Where the coffin at ? Gotta check the stats Where I'm popping at She beat my dick like a bully I'm in love with her p**y And she messing with the big dog Girl I ain't no rookie Dick harder then a cookie Better give her my goodies Do my dance on her p**y boogie woogie Wipe my dick off with my hoodie "oh sh** I gotta wear that home, I gotta wear that home, f** that let me call a cab" My life is so damn crazy Getting f**ed up like its the eighties Date a girl that look like Mrs. daisy She deflate my balls like I'm tom brady Poutine with extra gravy God damn that sh** tasty Shout out to big daddies but I ain't have no babies Oh sh** yeah! Oh sh** yeah! Break it down yeah! [Hook] Tonight tonight tonight tonight tonight I'm going all in [X8]