Well I wont say Hallelujah, and my bibles full of money
Open up those church doors if you please
Cause man Im comin in
and I aint gonna wipe my shoes
Lord you cant keep a sinner on his knees
Well I dont know how to tango, and theres hornets in the daisies
But tonight Im handlin snakes like they was car-keys
Well I heard the floodgates crashed last night
And that boy fell asleep at the switchplate
And now theyre baptisin anything that breathes
Oh
I would bust that light bulb with a hammer
Crawl down in the basement and pull that fuse
O Lord whatever force is required
Well, thats exactly what Ill use
YODEL
Oh well those trumpet valves have rusted
And the angels lost their pride
Dont yknow theyre rakin em in like a pile of dead leaves
Now theres bunk-beds for us up in Heaven
And even I got a friend in Jesus
I always knew he was waitin up there for me