Well I wont say Hallelujah, and my bibles full of money Open up those church doors if you please Cause man Im comin in and I aint gonna wipe my shoes Lord you cant keep a sinner on his knees Well I dont know how to tango, and theres hornets in the daisies But tonight Im handlin snakes like they was car-keys Well I heard the floodgates crashed last night And that boy fell asleep at the switchplate And now theyre baptisin anything that breathes Oh I would bust that light bulb with a hammer Crawl down in the basement and pull that fuse O Lord whatever force is required Well, thats exactly what Ill use YODEL Oh well those trumpet valves have rusted And the angels lost their pride Dont yknow theyre rakin em in like a pile of dead leaves Now theres bunk-beds for us up in Heaven And even I got a friend in Jesus I always knew he was waitin up there for me