[intro]
Motherf**ers callin me casual cause I play Angry Birds
I just spent six hours trying to three star that level
Ain't nothin casual about it
I'll k** you
[end intro]
[Chorus]
IPhones, b**h
Board games, b**h
Kinect, Wii Fit
Touchscreen, b**h
Zenga, b**h
Farmville, b**h
And Words With Friends
IPads, b**h
[end Chorus]
[Murph]
I love to share games with my friends on Facebook
I tried Bej**eled Blitz; sh**
Now I'm so hooked
[other]
But [?] Farmville is the best
b**h check your inbox
I sent you a request (b**h!)
[Murph]
I just got the Kinect
Yo that sh**'s so rad
My body's a controller
I don't need a D-Pad
[other]
Yo, I tried Dance Central
Now my moves so smooth
And when I play with my nephew
Little b**h gets schooled
[Murph]
Myyyyy PC's old as sh**
But it still runs the Sims 2
I am such a pimp
Sim b**hes give me Woo-hoo
[other]
Yo, games might be caj {shortened casual}
But I play 'em hardcore
You let me hold your phone;
Already beat your high score
[Murph]
Talk sh** motherf**er?
You just sit on the couch (ha-ha)
I get my game on at the bank
While I check my account
[other]
And you can keep your big titles
[Murph]
Cause I'd rather keep the cost low
[other]
Apps so cheap
[Murph]
Wallets bulk; like Costco
[Chorus]
Wii Sports, b**h
Madden, b**h
Motion control, hand held, b**h
Flash games, b**h
The Sims, b**h
And Cut the Rope martian, b**h
If you're a real Fruit Ninja
Wave your sword in the air
And chop some f**in produce
Like you just don't care
[Murph]
(oooh) I use the Mariocart Wheel
Controllers more precise
Just like the motion control feel
[other]
[?] cause my body's so swole
Wii Zumba's got me lookin
Like a Twilight Warewolf (Jacob)
[Murph]
You don't stand a chance
So don't join in my Wii Bowling lane
Or you'll see God
Like Kurt Cameron after Growing Pains
[other]
Trying to finger print me
But my fingertips disintegrated
Too much Angry Birds
Got the evidence obliterated
[Murph]
Oh great
I am constipated
No sarcasm
I'm elated
Time for me to
Three star rate it
f** TV's
They're overrated
[other]
Touchscreen warrior
Game with my fingertips
Cutting that rope
While I squeeze out a fat sh**
[Murph]
IPad smudgie
But it's not like my game scratch
Y'all need a new disc
I need Windex
[Chorus]
Scribblenaughts, b**hes
Doodle Jump, b**hes
Social games, fat apps, itunes, b**hes
Party games, b**hes
Exercise, b**hes
Can I get a 'f** Yes!' for Tiny Wings, b**hes?
[Murph]
Swearwords!