College Humor - Hardcore Casual Gamer Rap lyrics

[intro] Motherf**ers callin me casual cause I play Angry Birds I just spent six hours trying to three star that level Ain't nothin casual about it I'll k** you [end intro] [Chorus] IPhones, b**h Board games, b**h Kinect, Wii Fit Touchscreen, b**h Zenga, b**h Farmville, b**h And Words With Friends IPads, b**h [end Chorus] [Murph] I love to share games with my friends on Facebook I tried Bej**eled Blitz; sh** Now I'm so hooked [other] But [?] Farmville is the best b**h check your inbox I sent you a request (b**h!) [Murph] I just got the Kinect Yo that sh**'s so rad My body's a controller I don't need a D-Pad [other] Yo, I tried Dance Central Now my moves so smooth And when I play with my nephew Little b**h gets schooled [Murph] Myyyyy PC's old as sh** But it still runs the Sims 2 I am such a pimp Sim b**hes give me Woo-hoo [other] Yo, games might be caj {shortened casual} But I play 'em hardcore You let me hold your phone; Already beat your high score [Murph] Talk sh** motherf**er? You just sit on the couch (ha-ha) I get my game on at the bank While I check my account [other] And you can keep your big titles [Murph] Cause I'd rather keep the cost low [other] Apps so cheap [Murph] Wallets bulk; like Costco [Chorus] Wii Sports, b**h Madden, b**h Motion control, hand held, b**h Flash games, b**h The Sims, b**h And Cut the Rope martian, b**h If you're a real Fruit Ninja Wave your sword in the air And chop some f**in produce Like you just don't care [Murph] (oooh) I use the Mariocart Wheel Controllers more precise Just like the motion control feel [other] [?] cause my body's so swole Wii Zumba's got me lookin Like a Twilight Warewolf (Jacob) [Murph] You don't stand a chance So don't join in my Wii Bowling lane Or you'll see God Like Kurt Cameron after Growing Pains [other] Trying to finger print me But my fingertips disintegrated Too much Angry Birds Got the evidence obliterated [Murph] Oh great I am constipated No sarcasm I'm elated Time for me to Three star rate it f** TV's They're overrated [other] Touchscreen warrior Game with my fingertips Cutting that rope While I squeeze out a fat sh** [Murph] IPad smudgie But it's not like my game scratch Y'all need a new disc I need Windex [Chorus] Scribblenaughts, b**hes Doodle Jump, b**hes Social games, fat apps, itunes, b**hes Party games, b**hes Exercise, b**hes Can I get a 'f** Yes!' for Tiny Wings, b**hes? [Murph] Swearwords!