I got 5 signs in Scorpio f**er
Ha ha, count 'em f**er
I'm certifiable without a doubt
Oh oh oh so you better watch out
Oh my god she's projectile vomiting
All over my vintage car
I got a bloody tampon--eat it f**er
So yeah I'm really on the rag
Wanna know what's my problem?
Rest a**ured it's always you
f**ing on the couch with condoms
And bubblegum, we don't do that here
Yeah I know about your dollar
You earn it squeaky clean
I make an evil living
If you know what I mean
Oh my god, she stole my boyfriend
Now she's breaking up the band
Pretty boy you're such a bore
"How can you say these things?"
You don't like me anymore?
Oh no--I'm really scared
Demon-boy stalkers everywhere
Dirty boy dishes and bad girl hair
5 signs in Scorpio, f**er
Ha ha, count 'em f**er