Cold Cold Hearts - 5 Signs: Scorpio lyrics

I got 5 signs in Scorpio f**er Ha ha, count 'em f**er I'm certifiable without a doubt Oh oh oh so you better watch out Oh my god she's projectile vomiting All over my vintage car I got a bloody tampon--eat it f**er So yeah I'm really on the rag Wanna know what's my problem? Rest a**ured it's always you f**ing on the couch with condoms And bubblegum, we don't do that here Yeah I know about your dollar You earn it squeaky clean I make an evil living If you know what I mean Oh my god, she stole my boyfriend Now she's breaking up the band Pretty boy you're such a bore "How can you say these things?" You don't like me anymore? Oh no--I'm really scared Demon-boy stalkers everywhere Dirty boy dishes and bad girl hair 5 signs in Scorpio, f**er Ha ha, count 'em f**er