[Intro: Hot Dog Steve, Chutch McGillicutty]
We got to do something better than Monkey AIDS...
This beat's f**ing ridiculous...
Getting hamburgers at McDonald's?...
Yes...
I don't know?....
We'll figure it out as we go
This sounds horrible...
Start off with that
Start off with that...
[Verse 1: Hot Dog Steve]
It's 1993, and you're f**ing hungry
Where do you go?
f**ing McDonald's
McDonald's fries...
They are real hot...
b**h, they are pre-frozen
Did you know?...
McDonald's goes hard
Add a little onion
Little pickle, little lettuce...
That's all you get b**h...
I got a [?] to watch my name
McDonald's so I give you a f**in' little bit
Of every sauce
Every ingredients
b**h, come to me
My wheat is made of burgers
Yeah I said wheat burgers
I ain't got no meat
My name isn't Donald
Try my chicken fingers
That's a p**y
[Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty]
I'm at McDonald's in 1993
Chillin' with Bill Clinton, he's a G
He loves McDonald's
Big Macs all day
Muthaf**a, what ya sayin?
That sh** ain't gay
McDonald's f**ing great
I'm living it up
Double order of chicken McNuggets, what's up
s*ut
I wanna f** a b**h in the bathroom at McDonald's
Living my life in 1993
I'm on the edge of a knife
I'm a eating lots of them curly fries
Wait a second...
You at the wrong restaurant man
McDonald's don't serve curly fries...
Hey
Muthaf**a, I'm back at McDonald's
I'm living my life the muthaf**ing fullest
I'm fat as sh**
I'm white
And I got eight kids
And they f**ing fat too
[Verse 3: Hot Dog Steve]
Woo... Woo... Woo...
Get a triple ketchup
Double mustard
Mayonnaise on my f**ing co*k b**h
Shoved it [?]
Hey, b**h, here's what I order
s** my co*k
Give me a shrimp
Oh, you don't got shrimp?
At McDonald's b**h?
Fish filet my co*k b**h
Throw it in there hard
Extra tartar sauce
s** my dick
Real long...
McDonald's...
Your name's probably Tina
Maybe Maria
b**h, you work McDonald's
f** you c*nt
[Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty]
McDonald's!
I love it
Give me more of it
What you gonna do?
I'm on the corner
Playing dozens with my crew
We getting f**ed up
With some juice
OJ, we got from McDonald's
Little hashbrown patties are my jam
What's going on?
I don't give a damn
I love McDonald's
Loving this sh**
I wanna f** this b**h
She works the window at McDonald's
She's 85
Over 20
200
You know what I mean
My math's wrong
I'm metric system stones
I don't know what the f**'s going on
I'm UK McDonald's ho
Fresh beef
Not the sh** they serve in America
UK McDonald's is the sh**!...
It's all good b**h...
[Bridge 1: Hot Dog Steve]
That 67 cent ice cream cone
Hey, you know its 94 degrees outside
Your f**ing nuts are hot...
What do you do b**h?
You go to that monkey f**ing...
Monkey f**ing McDonald's
[Hook: Hot Dog Steve, Chutch McGillicutty]
McDonald's!
Monkey AIDS McDonald's
Monkey AIDS McDonald's
Monkey AIDS McDonald's (Monkey AIDS McDonald's)
Monkey AIDS
McDonald's gives you monkey f**ing AIDS
(It gives you monkey AIDS)
McDonald's...
Monkey AIDS
McDonald's...
Monkey AIDS
McDonald's...
Monkey AIDS
McDonald's...
Monkey AIDS