[Intro: Hot Dog Steve, Chutch McGillicutty] We got to do something better than Monkey AIDS... This beat's f**ing ridiculous... Getting hamburgers at McDonald's?... Yes... I don't know?.... We'll figure it out as we go This sounds horrible... Start off with that Start off with that... [Verse 1: Hot Dog Steve] It's 1993, and you're f**ing hungry Where do you go? f**ing McDonald's McDonald's fries... They are real hot... b**h, they are pre-frozen Did you know?... McDonald's goes hard Add a little onion Little pickle, little lettuce... That's all you get b**h... I got a [?] to watch my name McDonald's so I give you a f**in' little bit Of every sauce Every ingredients b**h, come to me My wheat is made of burgers Yeah I said wheat burgers I ain't got no meat My name isn't Donald Try my chicken fingers That's a p**y [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] I'm at McDonald's in 1993 Chillin' with Bill Clinton, he's a G He loves McDonald's Big Macs all day Muthaf**a, what ya sayin? That sh** ain't gay McDonald's f**ing great I'm living it up Double order of chicken McNuggets, what's up s*ut I wanna f** a b**h in the bathroom at McDonald's Living my life in 1993 I'm on the edge of a knife I'm a eating lots of them curly fries Wait a second... You at the wrong restaurant man McDonald's don't serve curly fries... Hey Muthaf**a, I'm back at McDonald's I'm living my life the muthaf**ing fullest I'm fat as sh** I'm white And I got eight kids And they f**ing fat too [Verse 3: Hot Dog Steve] Woo... Woo... Woo... Get a triple ketchup Double mustard Mayonnaise on my f**ing co*k b**h Shoved it [?] Hey, b**h, here's what I order s** my co*k Give me a shrimp Oh, you don't got shrimp? At McDonald's b**h? Fish filet my co*k b**h Throw it in there hard Extra tartar sauce s** my dick Real long... McDonald's... Your name's probably Tina Maybe Maria b**h, you work McDonald's f** you c*nt [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] McDonald's! I love it Give me more of it What you gonna do? I'm on the corner Playing dozens with my crew We getting f**ed up With some juice OJ, we got from McDonald's Little hashbrown patties are my jam What's going on? I don't give a damn I love McDonald's Loving this sh** I wanna f** this b**h She works the window at McDonald's She's 85 Over 20 200 You know what I mean My math's wrong I'm metric system stones I don't know what the f**'s going on I'm UK McDonald's ho Fresh beef Not the sh** they serve in America UK McDonald's is the sh**!... It's all good b**h... [Bridge 1: Hot Dog Steve] That 67 cent ice cream cone Hey, you know its 94 degrees outside Your f**ing nuts are hot... What do you do b**h? You go to that monkey f**ing... Monkey f**ing McDonald's [Hook: Hot Dog Steve, Chutch McGillicutty] McDonald's! Monkey AIDS McDonald's Monkey AIDS McDonald's Monkey AIDS McDonald's (Monkey AIDS McDonald's) Monkey AIDS McDonald's gives you monkey f**ing AIDS (It gives you monkey AIDS) McDonald's... Monkey AIDS McDonald's... Monkey AIDS McDonald's... Monkey AIDS McDonald's... Monkey AIDS