Yeah, Webby
Let me talk a little sh** man
Ahem
b**h you done released the Kraken
I'm up on Mount Olpyimpus while I'm rappin'
So when the lightning strikes, waters churning, thunders crashin'
And them twisters touchin' down like that movie with Bill Paxton
It's me up in my studio, that's what's making it happen
Never doubt me, got a suit of armor big as Gronkowski
And a sword that's even bigger k**in' everyone around me
Swingin' like Tasmanian devil till I'm drowsy
Then I pop another addy and blast off like Robert Downey
Like ironman, the kinda man that knows that no one can beat me
The kinda man that's destined to be king just ask Rafiki
The kinda man to step into the ring just like Rakishi
And make you kiss my a** on broadcast national TV
Lay the smack down on all these whack clowns in the circus
That use to be referred to as the f**in' rap circuit
I'll rap circles around these cats without scratching the surface
And make these mumble rappers step back and start actin' nervous
And if they aren't nervous, they don't know what I'm sayin'
Maybe they can't understand it with that first grade education
Maybe they too f**ing high off cough suppressant medication
As they were skirts, matchin' purse while they puttin' braids in
But that sh** is just a fad and see I'm here to help phase 'em all the f** the way out
So real rappers can replace 'em
I'll take this sh** upon myself, the fans deserve better
Than some kid who lacks intelligence and puts in zero effort
I mean this sh** a job right? You see these kids ain't even tryin' son
If you ran a business and they worked for you, you would fire them
So why you praisin' them for half a**in' that sh** you listen to
Not dissin' you, I'm just askin' what the f** has gotten into you?
See you're the consumer, its your choice what you pick into
Put up in your spotify, and spend your time siftin' through
And you're just givin' bread to somebody who's way more rich than you
Who can barely put together an english sentence in an interview
See I'm a hooligan who be truly losin' his cool again
Who's here to use his voice to bring the truth till I get through to them
They feed us fake news again, nobody wanna listen
Its no fault of ours, me? See I blame the politicians
f** Donald, f** Ivanka, no forreal I'll f** her brains out
Gotta alotta me up in the oval on the same couch
Billy Clinton scrubbed the cousions tryin' wipe the stains out
Cause Monica just couldn't swallow what was in her dang mouth
I'm f**in' wildin', f**in' wildin' while I'm on that sh** again
Slappin' Rex Tillerson for tryin' let them grill again
Lighters, oil, money on fire, like every villain they'll put me on a list
Cause see you know them b**hes listening
And Jeff Sessions you can s** a dick until your throat hurts
You old smurf you tryin' take my weed, never gon' work
I'll be lightin' up a doobie out on your turf
And Kid Rock, you ain't been cool since Joe Dirt
I'm out on Scott Pruitt's property, frakin' it
And build a pipeline through his wooden kitchen cabinets
And these scummy politicians yo I've had it b**h
I'm gonna take a knee with Colin Kaepernick, yellin' f** the establishment
And Ted Cruz, your face puts me in a sh**ty mood
There's so much b**h in you that you probably have a clit and b**bs
And Marko Rubio, you're soft as f**
And Ben Carson, yo can someone wake Ben Carson up?
f** these Nazi's and the white nationalists
I'll grab that cosco tiki torch and f**in' smack you with it
Over and over till your skull fragments are crackin' and sh**
While the cops give them a slap on the wrist, forreal tho
But yo, Hillary, really? You think that I wouldn't mention you?
Just cause I tend to be liberal with all my general views
But you're an evil lady, say it cause I got to
I'm down to have a woman president, just not you!
You Claire Underwood a** b**h, you wicked witch
Lyin' through your f**in' teeth every single chance you get (b**h!)
I'ma slap her so hard that she'll be leavin' gurney
While I'm yellin' out ‘Long live Bernie!'
Now if that segment just offend you, then please relax
We're all on the same side it ain't about white or black
It's about the 1 percents vs everybody else
Us against the politicians who only helpin' themselves, yo f** it
I guess I'm just a rapper, what do I know man?
About the world, how it turns, and who's behind those plans
But still I'm all up in this b**h just like a Gyno's hands
And While I'm here, I'ma take a stand, Raw Thoughts
f** everybody man, as much as I joke around about things ya know, this sh** is dead serious
f** where this country is headed, ya know?
Who did I not mention
Oh yeah, Mike Penace, see I forgot to slay you
But really? God hates you along with every gay dude and lesbian
It's very evident that you're a scum s**ing b**h vice president
Who else? Oh Paul Ryan, sh** I hope you go rock climbin'
And your hand slips and you lose grip and you fall divin' on a to a bunch of f**in' dicks
You f**in' b**h, I hope your health insurance doesn't cover it
Who else? I'll crack a coke brotha like I crack a coke can
Cremate coke brotha then I'll snort 'em out my hands, what b**h?
Raw thoughts, these are my raw thoughts motherf**er