Chris Webby - Raw Thoughts lyrics

Yeah, Webby Let me talk a little sh** man Ahem b**h you done released the Kraken I'm up on Mount Olpyimpus while I'm rappin' So when the lightning strikes, waters churning, thunders crashin' And them twisters touchin' down like that movie with Bill Paxton It's me up in my studio, that's what's making it happen Never doubt me, got a suit of armor big as Gronkowski And a sword that's even bigger k**in' everyone around me Swingin' like Tasmanian devil till I'm drowsy Then I pop another addy and blast off like Robert Downey Like ironman, the kinda man that knows that no one can beat me The kinda man that's destined to be king just ask Rafiki The kinda man to step into the ring just like Rakishi And make you kiss my a** on broadcast national TV Lay the smack down on all these whack clowns in the circus That use to be referred to as the f**in' rap circuit I'll rap circles around these cats without scratching the surface And make these mumble rappers step back and start actin' nervous And if they aren't nervous, they don't know what I'm sayin' Maybe they can't understand it with that first grade education Maybe they too f**ing high off cough suppressant medication As they were skirts, matchin' purse while they puttin' braids in But that sh** is just a fad and see I'm here to help phase 'em all the f** the way out So real rappers can replace 'em I'll take this sh** upon myself, the fans deserve better Than some kid who lacks intelligence and puts in zero effort I mean this sh** a job right? You see these kids ain't even tryin' son If you ran a business and they worked for you, you would fire them So why you praisin' them for half a**in' that sh** you listen to Not dissin' you, I'm just askin' what the f** has gotten into you? See you're the consumer, its your choice what you pick into Put up in your spotify, and spend your time siftin' through And you're just givin' bread to somebody who's way more rich than you Who can barely put together an english sentence in an interview See I'm a hooligan who be truly losin' his cool again Who's here to use his voice to bring the truth till I get through to them They feed us fake news again, nobody wanna listen Its no fault of ours, me? See I blame the politicians f** Donald, f** Ivanka, no forreal I'll f** her brains out Gotta alotta me up in the oval on the same couch Billy Clinton scrubbed the cousions tryin' wipe the stains out Cause Monica just couldn't swallow what was in her dang mouth I'm f**in' wildin', f**in' wildin' while I'm on that sh** again Slappin' Rex Tillerson for tryin' let them grill again Lighters, oil, money on fire, like every villain they'll put me on a list Cause see you know them b**hes listening And Jeff Sessions you can s** a dick until your throat hurts You old smurf you tryin' take my weed, never gon' work I'll be lightin' up a doobie out on your turf And Kid Rock, you ain't been cool since Joe Dirt I'm out on Scott Pruitt's property, frakin' it And build a pipeline through his wooden kitchen cabinets And these scummy politicians yo I've had it b**h I'm gonna take a knee with Colin Kaepernick, yellin' f** the establishment And Ted Cruz, your face puts me in a sh**ty mood There's so much b**h in you that you probably have a clit and b**bs And Marko Rubio, you're soft as f** And Ben Carson, yo can someone wake Ben Carson up? f** these Nazi's and the white nationalists I'll grab that cosco tiki torch and f**in' smack you with it Over and over till your skull fragments are crackin' and sh** While the cops give them a slap on the wrist, forreal tho But yo, Hillary, really? You think that I wouldn't mention you? Just cause I tend to be liberal with all my general views But you're an evil lady, say it cause I got to I'm down to have a woman president, just not you! You Claire Underwood a** b**h, you wicked witch Lyin' through your f**in' teeth every single chance you get (b**h!) I'ma slap her so hard that she'll be leavin' gurney While I'm yellin' out ‘Long live Bernie!' Now if that segment just offend you, then please relax We're all on the same side it ain't about white or black It's about the 1 percents vs everybody else Us against the politicians who only helpin' themselves, yo f** it I guess I'm just a rapper, what do I know man? About the world, how it turns, and who's behind those plans But still I'm all up in this b**h just like a Gyno's hands And While I'm here, I'ma take a stand, Raw Thoughts f** everybody man, as much as I joke around about things ya know, this sh** is dead serious f** where this country is headed, ya know? Who did I not mention Oh yeah, Mike Penace, see I forgot to slay you But really? God hates you along with every gay dude and lesbian It's very evident that you're a scum s**ing b**h vice president Who else? Oh Paul Ryan, sh** I hope you go rock climbin' And your hand slips and you lose grip and you fall divin' on a to a bunch of f**in' dicks You f**in' b**h, I hope your health insurance doesn't cover it Who else? I'll crack a coke brotha like I crack a coke can Cremate coke brotha then I'll snort 'em out my hands, what b**h? Raw thoughts, these are my raw thoughts motherf**er