[Intro]
Kids, it's time to keep it real
Life is hard and I can't deal
I know it looks a certain way
But people get high every day!
[Verse]
Some people do it with cigarette smokin'
Others treat their headaches with Ibuprofen
Your grandpa talks about self-respect
And then he takes d** to keep his co*k erect
[Chorus]
But it's all d** to me
It's all d** to me
[spoken]
Ohh... the junk's kicking in, kids. Feels like I have a million teeny tiny kitty cats rubbing my balls, and they skeet, skeet, skeet all over the walls! Hahaha!
Let me take this b**h home!
[Outro]
They're all...d**...to.........me!