[Intro] Kids, it's time to keep it real Life is hard and I can't deal I know it looks a certain way But people get high every day! [Verse] Some people do it with cigarette smokin' Others treat their headaches with Ibuprofen Your grandpa talks about self-respect And then he takes d** to keep his co*k erect [Chorus] But it's all d** to me It's all d** to me [spoken] Ohh... the junk's kicking in, kids. Feels like I have a million teeny tiny kitty cats rubbing my balls, and they skeet, skeet, skeet all over the walls! Hahaha! Let me take this b**h home! [Outro] They're all...d**...to.........me!