[Intro]
*Gunshot*
[Verse 1]
I was walking down tha street listening to my latest rap beat
f**ed a brain dead b**h, shot her before watching the movie Witch
Put her dead body in the trash can
Throw her out the window and then it hut a homeless man
I ran fast, throw her stuff and slammed on the gas to heat up the apartment
Tripped over a fed, they tried to chase me
I throw a stone throw a station window
Punched in the face from an African widow
Found a playing card but then the owner smacked my face hard
I took a knife, stabbed him in his eye
He slapped me, blinded slightly but he can still see a fly
I'm not much kind, I'm more mad, more bad
I'll k** my own friends dad, phone the paramedics
Say he was suicidal, he was mostly dramatical
Didn't do stuff practical but verbally abused his own mammy
I'm verbally too, I'll shoot insults to a dog when doing a poo
I'm mad so please stand by, I'mma make your day sad
[Hook]
I'm rappin' a million more hitting a billion
Lyrically I'm mad so please forgive me
I'm madder than a chimpanzee
I'll cause damage, take lines and break it like alpines
I cause lyrical damage, so can I have a paper sandwich
[Verse 2]
I'll put a gun against your head, I'll pull the trigger
Happy to do that, steal my homies gat
Shoot you with 20 rounds and that's that
Step on it, drive so fast til I end up out pa**
Can I have your damn pa** the store cashier would say
Grab her by her thoart before I thought of a cliche
Lyrically k** a thousand, pound a fatty and watch her die
Laugh when she's gonna cry, ha ha
Spit on her body, she's retarded who liked Noddy
She a spaz who cries for a daddy and mummy
Her giggles was annoying, her ways, to me it was so toying
Everybody gathered around her, and started spitting on her
I did too, I also kept on ironing her with my car
Make her into a t-shirt and wear her in a bar
When the bartender asks what it's made from
I'll run faster than he can chase me, but if finds out about her he might wear one too
There's only one of her in the world, well, there used to be
Everybody laughed at her, dead body uh
She had a face of a back end of a bus like Mick Hucknall
She was worse though, she didn't even had a good bu*t yo
I started to swing her around to entertain the crowds
Everybody tried to grab her, she was thin as paper
Looked like a pancake, that was made by the Grim Reaper
I threw her in the crowd, everybody tried to pull her apart
Watching her being pulled was funny, I even had a good feeling in my tummy
I watched her getting stood on her tummy
Jump, Jump and throw her about
She's a useless pancake, everybody hated her
Ha, now gonna ride in my homies car
[Hook]
I'm rappin' a million more hitting a billion
Lyrically I'm mad so please forgive me
I'm madder than a chimpanzee
I'll cause damage, take lines and break it like alpines
I cause lyrical damage, so can I have a paper sandwich
[Verse 3]
Now, let's talk about fast cars and strip clubs
k**in' little pups and pissin' in cups
Walkin' in Glasgow City, feel so sh**ty
Back at you, with an axe to cut you in half
I'll rise up to the Heavens, I might just go to Hell
I got no stories to tell, I think I should buy a book before I die
Read it to find an idea for my last words
Read The Cat In The Hat, my last words would be
"you find magic wherever you look sit back and relax. all you need is a book”
Then I'll say
“The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play
So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.”
2 last words, from a book that a doctor wrote that I took
I'm lyrically insane, there's no way to cure me
I'm mad as hell, I should be in Hell
Satan spawn, on a coaster ride I try to hold on
I go in a rage sometimes, I start to throw things
Hut a boy in the head with a book
Burnt a boys hand and watched it cook
I'm more insane than Captain Hook
Tic Toc with a crocodile rock
Now take a big look, there's nothing to do
My raps went crazy, I'm lazy
I make you feel bad, I'll insult your dad
I'm a mad man, Jekyll and Hyde style
I'm crazy, so please say ya in while
Got an evil twin, he's so crazy that he has commits more than sin
This world is dark, this world is sane
Insane world and it gives you pain, only if your scared of the rain it'll give you pain
Look into the dark night skies, and watch the birds fly
Wonder why they get shot down
Because we like it, I'll shoot a little birdy down, cook it and sell for a pound
[Hook]
I'm rappin' a million more hitting a billion
Lyrically I'm mad so please forgive me
I'm madder than a chimpanzee
I'll cause damage, take lines and break it like alpines
I cause lyrical damage, so can I have a paper sandwich