[Intro] *Gunshot* [Verse 1] I was walking down tha street listening to my latest rap beat f**ed a brain dead b**h, shot her before watching the movie Witch Put her dead body in the trash can Throw her out the window and then it hut a homeless man I ran fast, throw her stuff and slammed on the gas to heat up the apartment Tripped over a fed, they tried to chase me I throw a stone throw a station window Punched in the face from an African widow Found a playing card but then the owner smacked my face hard I took a knife, stabbed him in his eye He slapped me, blinded slightly but he can still see a fly I'm not much kind, I'm more mad, more bad I'll k** my own friends dad, phone the paramedics Say he was suicidal, he was mostly dramatical Didn't do stuff practical but verbally abused his own mammy I'm verbally too, I'll shoot insults to a dog when doing a poo I'm mad so please stand by, I'mma make your day sad [Hook] I'm rappin' a million more hitting a billion Lyrically I'm mad so please forgive me I'm madder than a chimpanzee I'll cause damage, take lines and break it like alpines I cause lyrical damage, so can I have a paper sandwich [Verse 2] I'll put a gun against your head, I'll pull the trigger Happy to do that, steal my homies gat Shoot you with 20 rounds and that's that Step on it, drive so fast til I end up out pa** Can I have your damn pa** the store cashier would say Grab her by her thoart before I thought of a cliche Lyrically k** a thousand, pound a fatty and watch her die Laugh when she's gonna cry, ha ha Spit on her body, she's retarded who liked Noddy She a spaz who cries for a daddy and mummy Her giggles was annoying, her ways, to me it was so toying Everybody gathered around her, and started spitting on her I did too, I also kept on ironing her with my car Make her into a t-shirt and wear her in a bar When the bartender asks what it's made from I'll run faster than he can chase me, but if finds out about her he might wear one too There's only one of her in the world, well, there used to be Everybody laughed at her, dead body uh She had a face of a back end of a bus like Mick Hucknall She was worse though, she didn't even had a good bu*t yo I started to swing her around to entertain the crowds Everybody tried to grab her, she was thin as paper Looked like a pancake, that was made by the Grim Reaper I threw her in the crowd, everybody tried to pull her apart Watching her being pulled was funny, I even had a good feeling in my tummy I watched her getting stood on her tummy Jump, Jump and throw her about She's a useless pancake, everybody hated her Ha, now gonna ride in my homies car [Hook] I'm rappin' a million more hitting a billion Lyrically I'm mad so please forgive me I'm madder than a chimpanzee I'll cause damage, take lines and break it like alpines I cause lyrical damage, so can I have a paper sandwich [Verse 3] Now, let's talk about fast cars and strip clubs k**in' little pups and pissin' in cups Walkin' in Glasgow City, feel so sh**ty Back at you, with an axe to cut you in half I'll rise up to the Heavens, I might just go to Hell I got no stories to tell, I think I should buy a book before I die Read it to find an idea for my last words Read The Cat In The Hat, my last words would be "you find magic wherever you look sit back and relax. all you need is a book” Then I'll say “The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.” 2 last words, from a book that a doctor wrote that I took I'm lyrically insane, there's no way to cure me I'm mad as hell, I should be in Hell Satan spawn, on a coaster ride I try to hold on I go in a rage sometimes, I start to throw things Hut a boy in the head with a book Burnt a boys hand and watched it cook I'm more insane than Captain Hook Tic Toc with a crocodile rock Now take a big look, there's nothing to do My raps went crazy, I'm lazy I make you feel bad, I'll insult your dad I'm a mad man, Jekyll and Hyde style I'm crazy, so please say ya in while Got an evil twin, he's so crazy that he has commits more than sin This world is dark, this world is sane Insane world and it gives you pain, only if your scared of the rain it'll give you pain Look into the dark night skies, and watch the birds fly Wonder why they get shot down Because we like it, I'll shoot a little birdy down, cook it and sell for a pound [Hook] I'm rappin' a million more hitting a billion Lyrically I'm mad so please forgive me I'm madder than a chimpanzee I'll cause damage, take lines and break it like alpines I cause lyrical damage, so can I have a paper sandwich