I'm skinny like a crackhead, I never f**ing eat
Spend all day long cooking other people treats
So they can get pissed up, happy and delirious
And I realize that it's got too serious
The media's two-faced view on d**
Annoys me more than Bill Gates bugs
And I know it's not big, I know it's not clever
But I'm probably gonna be smoking this sh** forever
You wouldn't last a week without caffeine or alcohol
Nicotine, HRT, or paracetemol
But when I smoke a little ganj I get smacked down by the man
But he can't sleep at night without his tomazepam
I don't need help, I'm feeling just fine
I don't wanna talk to frank, I just wanna get high
So get up off my back, leave me the f** alone
Get on with your own life, you media drone
Seriously Category, you're k**ing yourself
Do you even know what's in the sh** your dealers sell?
Well to be honest, I have no idea
Do you know the chemicals in cigarettes and beer?
Well thats a little different, those are both legal
And if they weren't would you put down your pint of regal?
I know that you couldn't, you probably can't
You're just another alcoholic trying to play the part
Your mothers on prozac, your brothers on ritalin
I medicate myself like them to fit in
But with no prescription I must be a criminal
Lock me in a cage and treat me like an animal
All becasue it's totally untrackable
More to the point, completely untaxable
Society frowns, police lock it down
All because Downing Street does not make a pound
Through the media, as a kid
I was always somehow exposed to it
Be it Mario with mushrooms, or PacMan with pills
Gummi bears drank potions to get mad sk**s
When I grew up and joined society
I didn't think anyone would care about sobriety
SHows just how wrong I could be
Turns out it's considered a social disease
The need for intoxication lies within
Every single person and it's not a sin
So I don't understand why you keep it illegal
When you could regulate and make it safe for the people
I know it's unhealthy, I know it's unwise
But so is motorcycling and take bungie dives
And if I had a little freedom I would have the right to choose
But it looks like I don't, so I'm gonna probably lose