I'm skinny like a crackhead, I never f**ing eat Spend all day long cooking other people treats So they can get pissed up, happy and delirious And I realize that it's got too serious The media's two-faced view on d** Annoys me more than Bill Gates bugs And I know it's not big, I know it's not clever But I'm probably gonna be smoking this sh** forever You wouldn't last a week without caffeine or alcohol Nicotine, HRT, or paracetemol But when I smoke a little ganj I get smacked down by the man But he can't sleep at night without his tomazepam I don't need help, I'm feeling just fine I don't wanna talk to frank, I just wanna get high So get up off my back, leave me the f** alone Get on with your own life, you media drone Seriously Category, you're k**ing yourself Do you even know what's in the sh** your dealers sell? Well to be honest, I have no idea Do you know the chemicals in cigarettes and beer? Well thats a little different, those are both legal And if they weren't would you put down your pint of regal? I know that you couldn't, you probably can't You're just another alcoholic trying to play the part Your mothers on prozac, your brothers on ritalin I medicate myself like them to fit in But with no prescription I must be a criminal Lock me in a cage and treat me like an animal All becasue it's totally untrackable More to the point, completely untaxable Society frowns, police lock it down All because Downing Street does not make a pound Through the media, as a kid I was always somehow exposed to it Be it Mario with mushrooms, or PacMan with pills Gummi bears drank potions to get mad sk**s When I grew up and joined society I didn't think anyone would care about sobriety SHows just how wrong I could be Turns out it's considered a social disease The need for intoxication lies within Every single person and it's not a sin So I don't understand why you keep it illegal When you could regulate and make it safe for the people I know it's unhealthy, I know it's unwise But so is motorcycling and take bungie dives And if I had a little freedom I would have the right to choose But it looks like I don't, so I'm gonna probably lose