Every single morning when I get out of my bed
I grab a cup of coffee, and then a cigarette
I gulp it down, inhale it in
Play a game of bomberman and usually win
I boot up my PC and check the news
On joystiq, boing boing, and DS homebrew
UK:R is also worth a read
Zorg is a very clever man indeed
When finished with forums and my email
I shut my eyes and think of a female
Tug one out to get me going
Get those creative juices flowing
Chorus
I'm a geek for life and that won't ever change
Through love or strife it will stay the same
I'm a geek for life and that won't ever change
p**no, anime, video games
Like the big man Beefy I'm not an MC
I'm the master of dungeons not ceremonies
Or I would be if all my friends played
But they all think RPG's are lame
They've played ZOMBIES!!! once or twice
But that is where they draw the line
In fact they hardly game at all
Probably don't even remember Zool
My VHS collection is getting huge
With Dune, Darkskies and Critters 2
Creepshow, Guyver, Akira & Kids
This could become a very long list
So I sit back roll a spliff, and hey presto
Another rendition of my manifesto
Chorus
My MAME cabinet is only half built
My comic box is only half filled
My coding sk**s end at hello world
My social sk**s can't get me a girl
With my yo-yo I can't trapeze
But I can throw a Brain Twister with ease
So ladies & gentlemen calm down please
As there is something that I am starting to see
I see you all lining up to diss
These crappy lyrics that I try to spit
My weird sound, my bad timing
I know it's crap but at least I'm trying
I've never met another UK rapper
Who can keep up with my geeky banter
Who has the style, has the flow
Has the power to control the show
Even though I've never been on stage
If Solid Air is listening that may change
Put me up on electronica night
And i'll bust some grooves that all the kids like
Chorus & Repeat