Category (Artist) - Geek4Life [Double Helix Remix] lyrics

Every single morning when I get out of my bed I grab a cup of coffee, and then a cigarette I gulp it down, inhale it in Play a game of bomberman and usually win I boot up my PC and check the news On joystiq, boing boing, and DS homebrew UK:R is also worth a read Zorg is a very clever man indeed When finished with forums and my email I shut my eyes and think of a female Tug one out to get me going Get those creative juices flowing Chorus I'm a geek for life and that won't ever change Through love or strife it will stay the same I'm a geek for life and that won't ever change p**no, anime, video games Like the big man Beefy I'm not an MC I'm the master of dungeons not ceremonies Or I would be if all my friends played But they all think RPG's are lame They've played ZOMBIES!!! once or twice But that is where they draw the line In fact they hardly game at all Probably don't even remember Zool My VHS collection is getting huge With Dune, Darkskies and Critters 2 Creepshow, Guyver, Akira & Kids This could become a very long list So I sit back roll a spliff, and hey presto Another rendition of my manifesto Chorus My MAME cabinet is only half built My comic box is only half filled My coding sk**s end at hello world My social sk**s can't get me a girl With my yo-yo I can't trapeze But I can throw a Brain Twister with ease So ladies & gentlemen calm down please As there is something that I am starting to see I see you all lining up to diss These crappy lyrics that I try to spit My weird sound, my bad timing I know it's crap but at least I'm trying I've never met another UK rapper Who can keep up with my geeky banter Who has the style, has the flow Has the power to control the show Even though I've never been on stage If Solid Air is listening that may change Put me up on electronica night And i'll bust some grooves that all the kids like Chorus & Repeat