Who is the guy who makes us sigh
Who makes the liberals mad
Who causes strife who's right-to-life
Except for pregnant chads
I hate to have to say it but it's really getting bad
We hear he kinda ticked off half the country
He used to be a calm and quiet judge
But now he's like Matt Drudge
How do you solve a problem like Scalia?
How do you fix the mess Scalia made?
How do you find a legal panacea?
If he doesn't go, we'll overturn Roe v. Wade
Oh, maybe now Bush owes Antonin a favor
Maybe our reputation isn't sound
Remember when they'd report
The president picks the court
It's gotten to be the other way around
Oh, who gave the judge his vintage Karmann Ghia?
And a new condo on the White House grounds?