Capitol Steps - How Do You Solve a Problem Like Scalia? lyrics

Who is the guy who makes us sigh Who makes the liberals mad Who causes strife who's right-to-life Except for pregnant chads I hate to have to say it but it's really getting bad We hear he kinda ticked off half the country He used to be a calm and quiet judge But now he's like Matt Drudge How do you solve a problem like Scalia? How do you fix the mess Scalia made? How do you find a legal panacea? If he doesn't go, we'll overturn Roe v. Wade Oh, maybe now Bush owes Antonin a favor Maybe our reputation isn't sound Remember when they'd report The president picks the court It's gotten to be the other way around Oh, who gave the judge his vintage Karmann Ghia? And a new condo on the White House grounds?