There's this guy
Calls my phone
He won't leave me alone
There's this woman
Sharpens pencils
She is bored
But she pays the bills
There's this dude
Throws me a bone
And I catch it
I have twenty days left to live
I'm getting ready
There's this girl
She is freezing
I am broke
So is she
I'd rather be a tree than pick up the phone
I'd rather be a talking tree who is guarding the bridge
To the other side of town
Me and Tom Turkey
There's this boy
Was suicidal
And he was jumping out the window
And I know
And he is me
And let's get lunch
I'm never free
There's this dude
Throws me a bone
And I catch it
I have five days left to live
I'm getting ready
There's this girl
She is angry
And I am tired
So is she
I'd rather be a tree than jump out the window
I'd rather be a talking tree who is driving the bus
On the other side of town
When the bridge is exploding
There's this lady in my room
It is dangerous
And it's too soon
And there's this blindfold
And I can't see
And she thinks she's so funny
There's this dude
Throws me a bone
And I catch it
I have one day left to live
I'm getting ready
There's this girl
She is crazy
And I'm insane
And so are we
I'd rather be a tree than have a baby
I'd rather be a talking tree who is changing the world
On the other side of town
Cooking Tom Turkey