Cannonball Statman - Tom Turkey lyrics

There's this guy Calls my phone He won't leave me alone There's this woman Sharpens pencils She is bored But she pays the bills There's this dude Throws me a bone And I catch it I have twenty days left to live I'm getting ready There's this girl She is freezing I am broke So is she I'd rather be a tree than pick up the phone I'd rather be a talking tree who is guarding the bridge To the other side of town Me and Tom Turkey There's this boy Was suicidal And he was jumping out the window And I know And he is me And let's get lunch I'm never free There's this dude Throws me a bone And I catch it I have five days left to live I'm getting ready There's this girl She is angry And I am tired So is she I'd rather be a tree than jump out the window I'd rather be a talking tree who is driving the bus On the other side of town When the bridge is exploding There's this lady in my room It is dangerous And it's too soon And there's this blindfold And I can't see And she thinks she's so funny There's this dude Throws me a bone And I catch it I have one day left to live I'm getting ready There's this girl She is crazy And I'm insane And so are we I'd rather be a tree than have a baby I'd rather be a talking tree who is changing the world On the other side of town Cooking Tom Turkey