We don't have to pay for gas
It's only funny when we crash
We don't need to buy insurance
A kyrptonite lock is the best defense
Traffic laws were made for cars
No charges coming back from bars
Depreciation does not exist
No car payments for us to meet or miss
We're out of here - we're moving fast
Without a bike you'll get there last
You can't expect anybody to wait
To wait for you would make us late
Gimme two wheels and no motor
And i'll show you what this road is for
Cut me off and i'll kick in your door
Scratch your paint and make you cry and feel real f**ing sore
Filthy cars and their stinking fumes
Crowd the road and leave no room
No respect these clowns don't care
They're more worried about messing up their hair
Over the legal limit you have to take a cab
You should have paid off my beer tab
If you were as rude and stupid and foolish as them
You'd drive your car home and k** all of your f**ing friends
So get a bike a**hole and learn to really drive
But keep your eyes wide open if you wanna stay alive
So park your car and get off your fat a**
Or i'll give you the middle finger in traffic
As i laugh--i laugh ha! ha! i laugh and sail past