Bunchof**ingoofs - Get a Bike – Asshole lyrics

We don't have to pay for gas It's only funny when we crash We don't need to buy insurance A kyrptonite lock is the best defense Traffic laws were made for cars No charges coming back from bars Depreciation does not exist No car payments for us to meet or miss We're out of here - we're moving fast Without a bike you'll get there last You can't expect anybody to wait To wait for you would make us late Gimme two wheels and no motor And i'll show you what this road is for Cut me off and i'll kick in your door Scratch your paint and make you cry and feel real f**ing sore Filthy cars and their stinking fumes Crowd the road and leave no room No respect these clowns don't care They're more worried about messing up their hair Over the legal limit you have to take a cab You should have paid off my beer tab If you were as rude and stupid and foolish as them You'd drive your car home and k** all of your f**ing friends So get a bike a**hole and learn to really drive But keep your eyes wide open if you wanna stay alive So park your car and get off your fat a** Or i'll give you the middle finger in traffic As i laugh--i laugh ha! ha! i laugh and sail past