[Verse 1: Penis Bailey]
I saw her in the CVS she was buying Skittles
She said she never had them before, she was trying Skittles
I said they're pretty good, she said "you trying to f**?"
Next thing you know I'm getting s**ed behind some plastic cups
I'm Penis Bailey. I'm Penis Bailey
Got these strumpets playing trumpets on my penis daily
Conjure Cognac at the club until we hobble home
Got your soulmate gobbling bone just like a Toblerone
She said she wanted a sandwich after we puffed a blunt
She ate my peanut bu*ter till I gave her Fluffernut
She fell asleep on my balls call that a knapsack
I put that p**y to my face and wore an a**hat
She a female dog, so I screwed the pooch
I brought the b**h to Macy's bought the b**h a f**ing brooch
She wanna be my girl, talking about the fun we'd have
That's when I gotta recycle her: grocery bag
[Hook: Lloyd]
Oo, baby, I be stuck to you like glue, baby
Wanna spend it all on you, baby
My room is the G-Spot
Call me Mr. Flintstone I can make your bed rock
[Verse 2: Lil Dinky]
Call me Mr. Flintstone, see me in that leopard print
I be having s**, having s**, having s** and sh**
I be with a b**h that you proly seen on Worldstar
Beat the p**y up so bad they screaming "WORLDSTAR!"
I beat the p**y up like a bully
Give the p**y swirlies, give the p**y noogies
Give the p**y indian burns and take its lunch money
Buckwheat Groats we the new Young Money!
I beat the p**y up like a geek
Make the p**y squirt, make the p**y gleek
Make the p**y cry, feel kinda bad
Apologize to it cuz the p**y very sad
Dry the p**y eyes, the p**y need a friend
Promise that you'll never beat the p**y up again
Give the p**y flowers, cook the p**y breakfast
[Nicki Minaj]
And I just keep coming off the top (asbestos)
[Hook]