[Verse 1: Penis Bailey] I saw her in the CVS she was buying Skittles She said she never had them before, she was trying Skittles I said they're pretty good, she said "you trying to f**?" Next thing you know I'm getting s**ed behind some plastic cups I'm Penis Bailey. I'm Penis Bailey Got these strumpets playing trumpets on my penis daily Conjure Cognac at the club until we hobble home Got your soulmate gobbling bone just like a Toblerone She said she wanted a sandwich after we puffed a blunt She ate my peanut bu*ter till I gave her Fluffernut She fell asleep on my balls call that a knapsack I put that p**y to my face and wore an a**hat She a female dog, so I screwed the pooch I brought the b**h to Macy's bought the b**h a f**ing brooch She wanna be my girl, talking about the fun we'd have That's when I gotta recycle her: grocery bag [Hook: Lloyd] Oo, baby, I be stuck to you like glue, baby Wanna spend it all on you, baby My room is the G-Spot Call me Mr. Flintstone I can make your bed rock [Verse 2: Lil Dinky] Call me Mr. Flintstone, see me in that leopard print I be having s**, having s**, having s** and sh** I be with a b**h that you proly seen on Worldstar Beat the p**y up so bad they screaming "WORLDSTAR!" I beat the p**y up like a bully Give the p**y swirlies, give the p**y noogies Give the p**y indian burns and take its lunch money Buckwheat Groats we the new Young Money! I beat the p**y up like a geek Make the p**y squirt, make the p**y gleek Make the p**y cry, feel kinda bad Apologize to it cuz the p**y very sad Dry the p**y eyes, the p**y need a friend Promise that you'll never beat the p**y up again Give the p**y flowers, cook the p**y breakfast [Nicki Minaj] And I just keep coming off the top (asbestos) [Hook]