[Verse 1]
Hot wax dripping
Honey what do you say
I got a brand new record
That I've got to play
She said not now boy
But I did anyway
And I'm ready, so ready
Lip smacking paddy whacking
Walking the street
I got a rag top Chevy
Now I'm back on my feet
I get an EM-HO woody
When I sit in the seat
Because I'm ready, so ready
I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
Because in the pink she look so fine
She's got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize
Yeah
I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
Ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a rain check until I get back on my feet
Yeah
[Chorus 1]
Because I'm
Alright
Your mamma says I'm
Alright
Your daddy says I'm
Alright
And my old lady says I'm
Alright
[Verse 2]
Whip cracking floozy
Way out of control
She got a new kinda jelly
In her jelly roll
I got the right key baby
But the wrong keyhole
And I'm ready, so ready
I'm a red hot pistol
And I'm ready to fight
I'm a 38 special
On a Saturday night
I'm going to kiss your boo-boo honey
Make it alright
Because I'm ready, so ready
I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my a** in line
One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash
Honey
My brand new baby's looking f-i-n-e, FINE
The sun is shining every day
I've got no rubbers now it's raining all the time
Honey
[Chorus 2]
But I'm
Alright
My little sister says I'm
Alright
Ohh my brother thinks I'm
Alright
And my old lady know I'm
Alright
[Verse 3]
I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e, FINE
Let's put our clothes back on
And by the way girl
What's your name again?
[Chorus 3]
But I'm
Alright
Your daddy says I'm
Alright
And Tipper thinks I'm
Alright
And Joe Perry says I'm
Alright
[Verse 4]
Pitched my tent
In the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover
That's calling my name
She going to blow my cover
She's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready
I shove my tongue
Right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now
For twenty-five weeks
I hear that your so tight
Your loving squeaks
And I'm ready, so ready
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH